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Homeland Security conducts panty raid to confiscate Royals underwear

Artist Peregrine Honig designed Lucky Royals boyshorts to help celebrate the first Kansas City World Series in 29 years. Two Homeland Security agents visited her shop and confiscated them, saying that "we were violating copyright laws.”

"Danielle Meister, Honig’s shop partner, says it was like something out of the movies, with the badges and all. But on the bright side, the officers were nice. She says you could tell 'they felt like they were kicking a puppy.'"

Read more here: http://www.kansascity.com/living/liv-columns-blogs/jenee-osterheldt/article3211088.html#storylink=cpy    

Photo and story from www.kansascity.com

Superboy

From the always hysterically funny bizarrocomics.com

"with 'Skipper', the only gospel monkey known"

I can't believe they didn't use a picture of the "only gospel monkey known!"

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Raw food diet

via afternoonsnoozebutton.com

“Long gone are the days of picking up hairs from the bathroom floor and saving them to make your own merkin.”

"a big, fat triangle of adhesive fake hair you can stick on your lady garden when you’ve had a bad wax job"

"infinitely reusable"

"no actual kitties were harmed in making this product"

via thebloggess.com

Eat Celebrity Meat

Check out the celebrity-specific ads on their site

From BiteLabs via BruceSterling

Beef Broth on the rocks...It's a great way to cool off!

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Cooking with placenta

Including placenta loaf and tacos! Only $2.99 for the Kindle! There's a "Look Inside" available if you want more. Previously.

via theworstthingsforsale.com

This month only: Free pizza with your vasectomy!

Supposedly the number of vasectomies is higher in March, because guys take advantage of the need to spend a few days of sitting around to watch basketball tournaments.

via www.neatorama.com

"When Doris Day needs road rolling equipment"

Part of a set of 28 vintage endorsement ads at Collectors Weekly

via misscellania.blogspot.com

Emergency Pope

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An inflatable sex doll called Missy has been sent into the stratosphere

"Missy -- whose features include "three sensual orifices" -- was suspended from a weather balloon and launched from Lake Tahoe earlier this week."

From www.wired.co.uk via A.S.B.

Christmas Gift Idea

I'm going to finish my shopping today!

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Taoist Feces Exercise

They should have called it the Tao of Pooh. Oh wait...

Free with Amazon Prime!

via theworstthingsforsale.com

"a friendly snowman in the shape of testicle"

"Mr. Balls, aka 'Senhor Testiculo,'...Mascot for Brazilian cancer awareness group has made new friends with kids and adults while driving a serious medical issue into the media spotlight."

via jwz.org