RelentlesslyOptimistic

Is Barack Obama a Muslim?

Is Barack Obama a Muslim?

I said I wasn't going to post, but this was quick and I couldn't resist.

I support Barak Obama a lot!

I'm thrilled to say that I have put most of my life on hold or handed it off in order to join the staff of Obama's Campaign for Change. I'll have no time to blog for a few months, though I'm sure I'll have plenty to say later.

Please volunteer for the campaign!

MoveOn.org is giving away Obama Buttons

Duty calls

xkcd is one of my favorite comics, and this is one of my favorite strips. Of course, I'm a geek. Also of course, I would never be overcome by the need to correct some faceless stranger on the internet.

Living under the house, part two

Happily, Michael & Kathleen's skunks left voluntarily. In the meantime, though, something has moved in under our house. The stairs that lead from the basement up to the room addition and then outside are lined with the same limestone as the foundation. Recently, after I spread some boric acid, tracks appeared near holes between the limestone blocks on either side of the steps.

To find out what was living there, I first consulted these ingenious little plastic tags. Each tag has sized examples of front and back foot tracks, none of which matched the tracks on the steps. 

So then I turned to the only book of tracks we own. Even though this one's for the Rocky Mountain region, I figured it'd probably have something close. I started by looking at the tracks of rodents, of course. All the examples included drag marks from tails, which ours didn't. I then looked at the tracks of critters without tails, like chipmunks, but still found nothing similar.

I finally just started thumbing through the book, and found an exact match! I know they don't usually live under basement stairs, but stranger things have happened.

We're very excited.

We have otters.

A thrill a minute!

From For Your Entertainment

God Almighty with AK-47!

Now available at the Jesus Christ Superstore:* the God Almighty Action Figure!

But I thought God was omnipotent and such. Why does he need an AK-47 or a Hallowed Cloak of Invincibility? Which book of the Bible is that in, again?

From: Frostfirezoo.com

*Website doesn't seem to exist anymore. What a loss...

The Google Election Index

Shortly after the 2004 elections I learned of someone who claimed to have proven the existence of God by Googling Him. That inspired me to create the God Index™. Using Google™ searches to measure the popularity of God™ against Satan™ and good against evil had never, as far as I could determine, been done before. At the time, God™ won, but there were troubling signs that God™ may be losing ground against both Satan™ and evil (see the full God Index™ here).

Today I'm launching the RelentlesslyOptimistic ElectionIndex™ to measure the relative popularity of Barak Obama against John McCain. Using Google, Google News, and Nils Windisch's Flickr TagFIght. I'll periodically repeat the searches and post them here.

If these results are indicative of the voters' intent, John McCain should be worried!

Send Barack Your Baby

Barack Obama travels a lot, but many babies live in places he hasn’t been. That’s why he’s now accepting babies by mail. Ship him your baby and he’ll give it your choice of a kiss, hug or hope and return it to you within two weeks.

From For Your Entertainment

Hope!

From Frostfirezoo.com

Do NOT Turn Jesus On

From Flickr user sepultura

And Mormons

"Thou shalt love thy neighbor as thyself"

From: Blame It On The Voices

"I’m Scheherezade: If I don’t tell stories that fascinate the Pasha, he will kill me in the morning.”

The woman in the bathing suit below is 60 years old, has a BA in Cultural Anthropology, a husband of 25 years and a son who's a 4.0 college student. The title above was something she said about her job answering calls for a 900-number phone sex line in Phillip Toledano's new book Phone Sex.

She's one of the fascinating people the author interviews about their jobs talking to people who call phone sex lines. The book's site includes excerpts and stunning portraits of eight of the operators.

From The Morning News via The Triumph of Bullshit

John McCain's new bumper sticker

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Weekend. Beer.

From Nothing To Do With Arbroath

Even the wealthy drive smaller cars when gas prices rise

From For Your Entertainment